{"id":23927,"date":"2013-03-13T14:49:57","date_gmt":"2013-03-13T21:49:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.trektoday.com\/content\/?p=23927"},"modified":"2013-03-13T14:50:35","modified_gmt":"2013-03-13T21:50:35","slug":"how-to-speak-klingon-book","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/2013\/03\/how-to-speak-klingon-book\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Speak Klingon Book"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-23930\" title=\"How-To-Speak-Klingon1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-To-Speak-Klingon1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A new<em> Star Trek<\/em> book, <em>How to Speak Klingon &#8211; Essential Phrases for the Intergalactic Traveler<\/em>, will be released this spring.<\/p>\n<p>Written by<strong> Ben Grossblatt<\/strong> with illustrations by <strong>Alex Fine<\/strong>, the twenty-four page board book features a built-in sound module with ten unique sounds.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->&#8220;Avoid dishonor and intergalactic incident&#8221; by studying <em>How to Speak Klingon<\/em>, an audio phrasebook that will teach &#8220;crucial compliments&#8221; toasts, insults and more to those new to the guttural language.<\/p>\n<p>In <em>How to Speak Klingon<\/em>, learn how to compliment a Klingon (&#8220;You bludgeon divinely!&#8221;) or how to insult him (&#8220;Your mother has a smooth forehead&#8221;).\u00a0 Phrases for how to deal with annoying customs officials (&#8220;Passport? My FIST is my passport!&#8221;) or how to buy tickets for the latest Klingon play (&#8220;Two for Romulan and Juliet&#8221;) are also provided.<\/p>\n<p>Author Grossblatt has several degrees in linguistics, but more importantly, he &#8220;eats gagh with his bare hands.&#8221; Illustrator Fine, on the other hand, identifies more with the Vulcans than the Klingons and was nicknamed Spock as a child due to his bowl haircut and his pointy ears.<\/p>\n<p>To pre-order <em>How to Speak Klingon<\/em>, head to the link located <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chroniclebooks.com\/titles\/pop-culture\/film-movies\/how-to-speak-klingontm.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Click on the thumbnails below to enlarge.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-to-Speak-Klingon2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-23933\" title=\"How to Speak Klingon2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-to-Speak-Klingon2-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-to-Speak-Klingon2-75x75@2x.jpg 150w, https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-to-Speak-Klingon2-75x75.jpg 75w, https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-to-Speak-Klingon2-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-to-Speak-Klingon2-300x300@2x.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-to-Speak-Klingon3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-23936\" title=\"How to Speak Klingon3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-to-Speak-Klingon3-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-to-Speak-Klingon3-75x75@2x.jpg 150w, https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-to-Speak-Klingon3-75x75.jpg 75w, https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-to-Speak-Klingon3-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/How-to-Speak-Klingon3-300x300@2x.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new Star Trek book, How to Speak Klingon &#8211; Essential Phrases for the Intergalactic&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2456],"tags":[5459],"class_list":["post-23927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","tag-how-to-speak-klingon"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","newsphere-slider-full":"","newsphere-featured":"","newsphere-medium":""},"author_info":{"display_name":"T&#39;Bonz","author_link":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/author\/tbonz\/"},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/categories\/books\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Books<\/a>","tag_info":"Books","comment_count":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23927"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23927\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23948,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23927\/revisions\/23948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}