{"id":40759,"date":"2015-05-22T11:50:30","date_gmt":"2015-05-22T18:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.trektoday.com\/content\/?p=40759"},"modified":"2015-05-22T11:50:30","modified_gmt":"2015-05-22T18:50:30","slug":"where-no-garden-gnome-has-gone-before","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/2015\/05\/where-no-garden-gnome-has-gone-before\/","title":{"rendered":"Where No Garden Gnome Has Gone Before"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-40760\" src=\"http:\/\/www.trektoday.com\/content\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/GardenTrekGnomes052215.gif\" alt=\"GardenTrekGnomes052215\" width=\"580\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A new <em>ThinkGeek<\/em> line of merchandise features Trek-themed garden gnomes.<\/p>\n<p>Four different<em> Star Trek Garden Gnomes<\/em> are now available.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->The <em>Star Trek Kirk &amp; Gorn<\/em> gnome features the Gorn threatening Kirk, and saying &#8220;I shall be merciful and quick.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A redshirt gnome has been blasted and lies dead on the ground, and the gnome includes the saying &#8220;Join Starfleet they said. It&#8217;d be fun they said.<\/p>\n<p>Two single gnomes feature Kirk (To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before) aiming a phaser, and Spock (Live Long and Prosper), giving the Vulcan salute.<\/p>\n<p>The gnomes range in size, with standing ones being nine-and-a-half inches tall and the prone ones being approximately nine inches long. The gnomes are made of durable cast polyresin and weight approximately one to two pounds.<\/p>\n<p>To order, head to the link located <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/product\/hujt\/?cpg=cj&amp;ref=&amp;CJURL=&amp;CJID=3313542\">here<\/a>. Each gnome costs $24.99.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new ThinkGeek line of merchandise features Trek-themed garden gnomes. Four different Star Trek Garden&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2971],"tags":[8478,3551],"class_list":["post-40759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-magazine","tag-garden-gnome","tag-thinkgeek"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","newsphere-slider-full":"","newsphere-featured":"","newsphere-medium":""},"author_info":{"display_name":"T&#39;Bonz","author_link":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/author\/tbonz\/"},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/categories\/magazine\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Magazine<\/a>","tag_info":"Magazine","comment_count":"10","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":40761,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40759\/revisions\/40761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}