{"id":5397,"date":"2009-02-05T02:14:25","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T01:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.slipserver.com\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/today-was-kind-of-a-good-day-to-rob\/"},"modified":"2009-08-22T08:13:56","modified_gmt":"2009-08-22T15:13:56","slug":"today-was-kind-of-a-good-day-to-rob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/2009\/02\/today-was-kind-of-a-good-day-to-rob\/","title":{"rendered":"Today Was Kind Of A Good Day To Rob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bat&#8217;leth-wielding man knocks over 7-Eleven. <!--more-->Times must be tough on Qo&#8217;NoS as a man armed only with a small bat&#8217;leth robbed one store and tried to rob another.<\/p>\n<p>As reported by <a class=\"link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thedenverchannel.com\/\">TheDenverChannel.com<\/a>, a man wearing a black mask threatened the clerk of a Colorado Springs 7-Eleven convenience store with a bat&#8217;leth and was able to escape with an undisclosed amount of money. <\/p>\n<p>A half hour later, he tried the same stunt at another 7-Eleven, but the clerk of this store, obviously Romulan, refused to hand over the goods and the robber was forced to leave empty-handed.<\/p>\n<p>The Klingon-wannabe remains at large. The clerks in both stores knew what a bat&#8217;leth was. They were unable to say whether the crescent-shaped yard-long weapon was made of metal or was merely a cheap knock-off.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to <font color=\"yellow\">Bill Williams<\/font> for the tip!<\/p>\n<p>To read more, head to the article located <a class=\"link\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thedenverchannel.com\/news\/18637190\/detail.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bat&#8217;leth-wielding man knocks over 7-Eleven.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2416],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fandom"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","newsphere-slider-full":"","newsphere-featured":"","newsphere-medium":""},"author_info":{"display_name":"T&#39;Bonz","author_link":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/author\/tbonz\/"},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/categories\/fandom\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Fandom<\/a>","tag_info":"Fandom","comment_count":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5397"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7144,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5397\/revisions\/7144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}