{"id":5550,"date":"2009-04-14T23:23:11","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T22:23:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.slipserver.com\/wordpress\/2009\/04\/star-trek-fragrances\/"},"modified":"2009-08-22T08:13:46","modified_gmt":"2009-08-22T15:13:46","slug":"star-trek-fragrances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trektoday.com\/content\/2009\/04\/star-trek-fragrances\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Trek Fragrances"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ads for the three new Star Trek <\/i>colognes and perfumes aim to tickle the fan funnybone.<\/p>\n

As reported by io9<\/a>, three new fragrances are set to debut; one for women and two for men. The perfume for women, Pon Farr, encourages women to “leave logic behind” and “drive him crazy.” The bottle has an IDIC symbol on the front of it with the name of the perfume.Two colognes are available for men. The first one, Tiberius, is named after James Tiberius Kirk. However, if the bottle is indication, it’s named after Mirror Universe Kirk, as the symbol of the M.U. Empire graces the cologne bottle. “Boldly go,” says the ad. “Take Tiberius on your next mission and be transported to new worlds of sensual discovery.”<\/p>\n

For non-alpha men, there is an alternative cologne. Take one’s chances with Red Shirt cologne. “Put yourself in the line of fire,” exhorts the ad for Red Shirt. “Because tomorrow may never come.”<\/p>\n

It must be confessed, that after reading the ad for Red Shirt cologne, it took this reporter several minutes to stop laughing.<\/p>\n

To read more and to see the ads, head to the article located here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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