New About.com Features

Over at About.com's Star Trek Fans, Julia Houston has put up another in her series of of Paris/Tuvok Holonovels, following up on the 'Who Wants to Be a Lieutenant?!' edition from a while ago. This week, it's 'Who Wants to Marry a Vulcanaire?':

Polite applause returns us to the studio, where women in wedding dresses are making their final passes before the screen. No one pays any attention to the half-visible medical restraints, or to the slight shaking of the screen, as though someone were pulling at those restraints.

Tom Paris takes the mic as Janeway parades to the front of the stage in a lovely ivory chiffon number. Her eyes sparkle with promises of domestic bliss. "Isn't she lovely, folks? And she comes with her own espresso machine!"

The audience applauds again. Janeway steps up to the central mic and smiles. "If chosen, I will do my best to provide my husband with proper showing of all rituals, a logical partner in his journey through the stages of life, and prompt, unemotional reminders that seven years have passed."

Also available at the site is a new list, Voyager Classifieds, containing items such as 'LEARN TO COOK!', from Neelix@voyager.starfleet.ship, offering crewmembers the chance to take part in a weekly 'Delta Quadrant Delicacies' course.

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