Klingon Korkscrew
1 min readKlingon Warriors can now open their bottles of bloodwine with a new Klingon Korkscrew instead of with their teeth.
Last year, Klingons across the Empire growled with annoyance when they heard that the Federation had released a Star Trek Enterprise bottle opener.
However, while the Federation bottle opener was good for opening one’s Romulan ale, or for Terran bottles of beer, that left the Klingons out in the cold since they drink bloodwine. Besides, what self-respecting Klingon would use a Federation product? Better to use their teeth.
But all is well with the announcement of the Klingon corkscrew. The officially licensed Korkscrew is made of chrome and steel and shaped like a Klingon Bird-of-Prey starship.
The Klingon Korkscrew sells for $19.99 and can be purchased here.
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