Klingon Bird-of-Prey Manual Website
1 min readA new website has been created for the Klingon Bird-of-Prey Owner’s Workshop Manual forthcoming release.
The Klingon Bird-of-Prey Owner’s Workshop Manual releases next month, but fans can have a peek now.
The website includes a description of the Bird-of-Prey manual, desktop wallpapers and sample page spreads from the manual.
The downloads include the I.K.S. Rotarran (B’rel-class), drawn by Rick Sternbach, and another B’rel class Bird-of-Pray featuring artwork by Mojo Lebowitz.
The page samples include the table of contents (in both English and Klingon), a manual cover in Klingon, a cut-away section of the ship, an interview with General Martok, a cut-away and explanation of the main computer, and an explanation and photos of both a Raptor class vessel and a 22nd-Century Bird-of-play.
The website can be seen here. For fans of the Federation, a USS Enterprise Manual link has thoughtfully been provided, probably against the wishes of the Klingon Empire.
Hopefully this will be translated into English and not in the original Klingon.
After all- Damage control, that’s easy! Reading Klingon … now that’s hard!
Bah. Don’t be a puss. Besides, in Klingon manuals the text is superfluous anyway (I doubt many Klingon engineers are literate). Just look at the diagrams and remember the fundamental steps of all Klingon troubleshooting.
1) Scream at it;
2) Hit it with a nice heavy blunt object;
3) Hit it harder;
4) Explosives.